“I wrote a lengthy story a warrior woman who goes undercover into a harem to rescue an abducted princess. I always envisioned the main character to look exactly like you. I appreciate your offer to read it but I don’t want to give you homework (especially since it’s TEN CHAPTERS LONG.) A number of people have said I should try to get it published.
I appreciate you unknowingly being my writing muse.”
Oh, goody. Another satisfied & inspired customer. I truly wish I could do THIS for myself.